HIS and HERS Road Trip
            
            HERS:
            
              1.  Pulls off at wrong exit.
              2.  opens window
              3.  asks directions of a knowledgeable
                  police    officer
              4.  Arrives at destination presently.
            
            HIS:
            
            1.  Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely
                positive it's the correct one.
            2.  Drives five miles into wilderness,
                still thinks he's right.
            3.  Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
            4.  finally rolls down window
            5.  hocks a loogie
            6.  pulls up to a 7-11
            7.  gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee,
                and beef jerky
            8.  Asks person behind counter how to get
                back onto the highway.
            9.  Gets back into car.
           10.  farts
           11.  after he closes the door.
           12.  laughs at the idea of looking at a
                map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
           13.  Drives down a dirt road with no
                street lights insisting this is  the way back 
                because the guy from 7-11 said it was.
           14.  almost hits a deer
           15.  curses the night
           16.  curses you
           17.  curses the large slurpee
           18.  stops by the side of the road
           19   takes a leak
           20.  still taking a leak.
           21.  almost done
           22.  I think.
           23.  returns to car
           24.  Drives and fiddles with radio.
           25.  yells at you for suggesting the map
                again
           26.  admits he didn't want to go to
                Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
           27.  He hates your sister.
           28.  Ever since she called him a
                pernicious weasel
           29.  He had to look up pernicious.
           30.  Couldn't find a dictionary.
           31.  finally found a dictionary
           32.  Couldn't spell pernicious.
           33.  seethes at the memory of it all
           34.  But she is laughing inside...
           35.  And of course you're still lost.